In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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