Don't you send me to vm
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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