Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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