I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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