so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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