i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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