That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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