Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
