office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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