i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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