i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's rum buckets o'clock
Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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