Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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