it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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