She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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