yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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