He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
only if we run a train.
done.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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