So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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