So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
