my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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