Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Terrible idea I love it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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