I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry my hands just texted you
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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