make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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