Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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