he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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