What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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