Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
