so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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