Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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