idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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