His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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