FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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