the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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