To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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