? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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