Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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