Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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