yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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