Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
