I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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