Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
