im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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