Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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