you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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