She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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