just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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