he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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