I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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