there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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