some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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