So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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