How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
